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Chat History with (shortriver2005)

Created on 2005-06-26 22:37:07.

2005-06-26

shortriver: 21:29:23

how are you viki

Vikki Goad: 21:41:04

who this, and im good, i remember shortriver thing but dont rember what exactly..

shortriver: 21:41:45

finally you answer

Vikki Goad: 21:41:50

yeah, that was glen typing, hence it makes no sence

shortriver: 21:41:51

where have you beenN

Vikki Goad: 21:41:56

aye, snese i no make

shortriver: 21:42:23

you were sleeping

Vikki Goad: 21:42:54

still hve little idea of your identity, aye.

Vikki Goad: 21:43:06

no sleeping

shortriver: 21:43:13

you think you know me?

Vikki Goad: 21:43:32

maybe....

Vikki Goad: 21:43:53

do you know me..?

shortriver: 21:44:08

I'm very far from you and as U see my english is not perfect

Vikki Goad: 21:45:02

mmm.. that must mean your not from australia....

shortriver: 21:45:18

I found your adress over skype,I don't know you but I wish know more about you

Vikki Goad: 21:47:30

well, i like pie, footbal, and eating other humans

Vikki Goad: 21:47:41

mmm canabalism

Vikki Goad: 21:47:54

i had 2 children, nd have gone thru 4 husbands

shortriver: 21:47:55

really

shortriver: 21:48:03

great

shortriver: 21:48:16

I'm single

shortriver: 21:48:32

I've never been married

shortriver: 21:48:50

but I'm not cannibal

Vikki Goad: 21:49:27

i oly go for virgin, the meat is more tender

shortriver: 21:49:55

virgin girls or boys

Vikki Goad: 21:50:15

both ;P

shortriver: 21:50:26

sorry I can't answer your call my micro is broken

Vikki Goad: 21:50:38

awww

shortriver: 21:50:43

we'l make it later

Vikki Goad: 21:50:55

the pie?

shortriver: 21:51:01

you're a male or female

Vikki Goad: 21:51:22

depends on which way your door swings

Vikki Goad: 21:51:32

i have rotating doors

shortriver: 21:51:50

:D

Vikki Goad: 21:52:08

]:)

Vikki Goad: 21:52:20

male im guessing?

shortriver: 21:52:24

you speak french?

Vikki Goad: 21:52:30

only on tuesdays

shortriver: 21:52:35

ok

shortriver: 21:52:45

I'm a male

shortriver: 21:52:48

sure

Vikki Goad: 21:52:54

good, good....

shortriver: 21:52:58

but you...?!!!

Vikki Goad: 21:53:10

as i said ealry it depends on your door

shortriver: 21:53:17

you have a webcam?

Vikki Goad: 21:53:29

no

Vikki Goad: 21:53:34

but i have a tuba fish

shortriver: 21:53:36

and your sexuality

shortriver: 21:53:50

hetero homo...

Vikki Goad: 21:53:56

the door, baby, the door

shortriver: 21:54:03

:S

Vikki Goad: 21:54:15

ps, no bck doors though

shortriver: 21:54:35

back doors?

Vikki Goad: 21:54:36

you speak japanese?

Vikki Goad: 21:54:41

are fun

shortriver: 21:54:53

wednesdays

Vikki Goad: 21:55:00

come after tuesdays

shortriver: 21:55:10

exactly

Vikki Goad: 21:55:13

you got webcam?

shortriver: 21:55:20

yeah

Vikki Goad: 21:55:35

fun

Vikki Goad: 21:55:50

got l33t h4ckz0ring sk33lz??!!111?

shortriver: 21:56:04

do you want listen to some of our music

Vikki Goad: 21:56:38

has it got a tuba in it?

Vikki Goad: 21:57:10

where in the world is shortriver?

shortriver: 21:57:13

I think no but try it

Vikki Goad: 21:57:16

and when is my fish

Vikki Goad: 21:57:21

ok

shortriver: 21:57:28

is in boralia

Vikki Goad: 21:57:35

ok....

shortriver: 21:57:36

exactly in morocco

Vikki Goad: 21:57:48

nice....

Vikki Goad: 21:57:55

i owned morroco once..

shortriver: 21:58:01

you where?

shortriver: 21:58:12

you know where's morocco?

Vikki Goad: 21:58:17

my fish stole it

Vikki Goad: 21:58:29

yes, my fish knows very well

shortriver: 21:58:32

:P

shortriver: 21:58:50

your fish fears my cat

Vikki Goad: 21:59:16

only because it gives it diareah

shortriver: 21:59:24

he's in the photo be aware your fixh may see it

shortriver: 21:59:29

and will escape

Vikki Goad: 21:59:47

meh, still, id eat u first

shortriver: 22:00:28

I send you somme of musoc,ok?

Vikki Goad: 22:00:33

(dance)

shortriver: 22:00:43

no moroccan

Vikki Goad: 22:00:45

i dance in your face

Vikki Goad: 22:00:56

what is it?

shortriver: 22:00:57

enjoy it

shortriver: 22:01:11

you'll know about it

Vikki Goad: 22:01:25

you think

Vikki Goad: 22:01:40

our minds are like empty sponges

shortriver: 22:01:48

really

Vikki Goad: 22:01:51

yes

Vikki Goad: 22:01:58

they like sea water

shortriver: 22:02:02

how's that?

Vikki Goad: 22:02:03

much like fish

Vikki Goad: 22:02:16

cats no like sea water

shortriver: 22:02:29

you like fish like japanese

Vikki Goad: 22:02:35

yeah, so i'm aussie

Vikki Goad: 22:02:50

yeah, japanese fish are cool

shortriver: 22:02:56

our coast is the more fishy in the world

Vikki Goad: 22:03:01

they do kung-fu

Vikki Goad: 22:03:27

its the quality of the the fish, not the quantity

Vikki Goad: 22:03:57

one well trained fish can take out millions of lesser non-l33t fish

shortriver: 22:04:44

we have rich coast with various tupe of fish and it's really tasty

shortriver: 22:04:55

sardines

shortriver: 22:05:17

did you get the music

Vikki Goad: 22:05:59

fishies are my friends, i no eat them, i eat people, cause people eat fish. u eat my friends i eat your friends (cat)

Vikki Goad: 22:06:09

yes, music arrivato

shortriver: 22:06:22

italiano

Vikki Goad: 22:06:26

si

Vikki Goad: 22:06:36

parli?

shortriver: 22:06:55

español

shortriver: 22:06:55

hablas español?

Vikki Goad: 22:07:10

no, capisco un po

shortriver: 22:08:00

I don't speak italian but I can understant some

Vikki Goad: 22:08:16

i dont speak english

shortriver: 22:08:32

but french spanish english arabic no problem do you speak one of them

Vikki Goad: 22:08:47

french a little

Vikki Goad: 22:09:09

but more cantonese

Vikki Goad: 22:09:15

anime is cool

shortriver: 22:09:17

jaques chirac that what you know about french I supoose

Vikki Goad: 22:09:24

i like robots

Vikki Goad: 22:09:31

pow pow, boom!

shortriver: 22:09:47

how's the music you want more?

Vikki Goad: 22:11:21

the diver? yes know him well. we had lunch yesterday, on the moon, weee, astronaughts are fun

shortriver: 22:11:31

(beer)

Vikki Goad: 22:11:34

its very slow downloading

Vikki Goad: 22:11:40

my pipe is not phat enough

Vikki Goad: 22:11:53

no thx, i refer blood

Vikki Goad: 22:12:04

or sea water

shortriver: 22:12:17

you want some moroccan blood

Vikki Goad: 22:12:26

aye, mail it to me

shortriver: 22:12:35

you do surf

Vikki Goad: 22:12:41

with instructions

Vikki Goad: 22:12:49

yes

Vikki Goad: 22:13:01

when there isnt any

shortriver: 22:13:11

we do surf too here

shortriver: 22:13:11

we have tidy beachs

Vikki Goad: 22:13:22

ours > yours

Vikki Goad: 22:13:27

we pwn your beaches

Vikki Goad: 22:13:33

war!!

shortriver: 22:13:47

it's the atlantic coast

Vikki Goad: 22:14:01

we will pee ourslves

Vikki Goad: 22:14:10

cold

shortriver: 22:14:12

may be 'cause you're over the pacific the biggest ocean

Vikki Goad: 22:14:31

bigger is better, no matter what they say

Vikki Goad: 22:15:08

anther 40 mins?

shortriver: 22:15:19

that's universal?

Vikki Goad: 22:15:24

yes

Vikki Goad: 22:15:38

sorry

shortriver: 22:15:40

not over 40min

shortriver: 22:15:52

it's unhealthy

Vikki Goad: 22:16:10

actually its 40 mins and 12 secs

Vikki Goad: 22:16:27

oh wait, now its 39 mins 34 secs

Vikki Goad: 22:16:34

eek, it keeps changing

shortriver: 22:16:35

what's you're talking 'bout

Vikki Goad: 22:16:39

pie

Vikki Goad: 22:16:45

music

Vikki Goad: 22:16:51

i get them mixe up

shortriver: 22:17:00

ok

Vikki Goad: 22:17:05

i have no cds left

shortriver: 22:17:11

it's good when it's mixed up

Vikki Goad: 22:17:19

do u know jesus?

Vikki Goad: 22:17:44

yes, like fish and cats

Vikki Goad: 22:17:51

in a blender

Vikki Goad: 22:17:56

tasty

shortriver: 22:18:15

you have msn? send me your adress if yes

shortriver: 22:18:50

(beer)

Vikki Goad: 22:18:54

eaterofmanypies@hotmail.com

Vikki Goad: 22:19:01

beer is weak

Vikki Goad: 22:19:09

go water!!

shortriver: 22:19:29

we move to msn

Vikki Goad: 22:19:55

uno momento

shortriver: 22:20:28

ok

shortriver: 22:20:59

I've sent you an invitation on msn

Vikki Goad: 22:21:11

upsi, y acc got deleted i think

Vikki Goad: 22:21:20

:(

Vikki Goad: 22:21:36

send me your blood!!

Vikki Goad: 22:21:50

tis better than msn

shortriver: 22:21:53

what have you deleted

Vikki Goad: 22:22:12

your face

shortriver: 22:22:14

we'll use them both

Vikki Goad: 22:22:18

my password

Vikki Goad: 22:22:24

to msn

Vikki Goad: 22:22:27

oops

Vikki Goad: 22:22:42

it used to be, ilikepie, but now it wont work

shortriver: 22:22:48

just to try dowloading on msn

shortriver: 22:22:54

may be it's faster

Vikki Goad: 22:23:02

its even slower there today

shortriver: 22:23:30

ok

Vikki Goad: 22:23:38

i tried thismorning before my password was deleted

Vikki Goad: 22:23:43

im from tasmania

Vikki Goad: 22:23:50

we have 3 heads here

Vikki Goad: 22:23:59

and webbed feet

shortriver: 22:24:10

tasmania(wasntme)

Vikki Goad: 22:24:15

good for swimming, but hard to get to sleep

Vikki Goad: 22:24:35

who was it then?

shortriver: 22:24:38

that's funN

Vikki Goad: 22:24:41

i think it was your cat

shortriver: 22:24:46

that's fun?

Vikki Goad: 22:24:53

on tuesdays

shortriver: 22:25:29

and on wednesdays you eat fishs

Vikki Goad: 22:25:33

im actually a conjoined twin

Vikki Goad: 22:25:53

our faces are mashed together so we have to share the air we breah

Vikki Goad: 22:25:59

eating can be a bit of a chore

Vikki Goad: 22:26:10

we have to poke it up my sisters nos

Vikki Goad: 22:26:10

e

shortriver: 22:26:27

you're complicated

Vikki Goad: 22:26:31

hence she has gas issues

Vikki Goad: 22:27:02

complicated? no i'd call myself rather simple really

Vikki Goad: 22:27:11

u should see my cousin bob

Vikki Goad: 22:27:18

weee... freaky

Vikki Goad: 22:27:35

he likes cats a lil to much i think

Vikki Goad: 22:27:40

mmm

shortriver: 22:27:48

life you can make it easy or difficult it depends on wich way your door swing

Vikki Goad: 22:28:08

unless it hits you in t face

shortriver: 22:28:15

orthe way you make your door swing

Vikki Goad: 22:28:36

then it hurts, and your sister wont shut up either, just cause u used her to deflect the blow...

Vikki Goad: 22:28:53

but it is fun sometmes to make it swing that way

Vikki Goad: 22:28:58

just for kicks

Vikki Goad: 22:29:08

kicking things is fun, especially cats

Vikki Goad: 22:29:50

we must be quite now, they keyboard must shutup

Vikki Goad: 22:30:13

have fu with your cat.. if u know what i mean ;)

shortriver: 22:30:22

kicking cats is dangerous 'cause they have soul

shortriver: 22:30:38

no

Vikki Goad: 22:30:49

so do fish

shortriver: 22:31:09

you do it you?

Vikki Goad: 22:31:19

no

shortriver: 22:31:37

what do you put then

Vikki Goad: 22:31:37

unless u can defeat the monkey of death

shortriver: 22:31:47

sorry what do you do then?

Vikki Goad: 22:31:48

i put pie.. in your face

Vikki Goad: 22:31:53

i eat

Vikki Goad: 22:31:55

people

Vikki Goad: 22:32:03

and cats that eat my fish'

shortriver: 22:32:13

you put pie

Vikki Goad: 22:32:20

its amaing how much some people will pay to see a body properly disposed of

Vikki Goad: 22:32:25

you?

shortriver: 22:32:48

and....

Vikki Goad: 22:33:05

pie!

Vikki Goad: 22:33:13

what more could u possiby want

Vikki Goad: 22:33:17

its the perfect answer

shortriver: 22:33:44

(mm)

shortriver: 22:33:53

don't care

Vikki Goad: 22:33:59

(puke)

shortriver: 22:34:15

sthg stronger I want

Vikki Goad: 22:34:25

(handshake)

Vikki Goad: 22:34:38

like...

shortriver: 22:34:54

you put your hand

shortriver: 22:35:01

it's must be wide your

Vikki Goad: 22:35:03

no, thats my hand

Vikki Goad: 22:35:19

(y)

Vikki Goad: 22:35:20

see

Vikki Goad: 22:35:49

(coffee)>(beer)